Youre pet cow doesnt really make milk, it makes juice and you decided to take him out of ur life

I wish I could type faster than this (256 words per minute)

I dont care I like juice :P

You could type fast but you typed so fast you couldn't stop

I wish I had a alpaca

Whats an alpaca? anyways you like juice? Well i like soda


I wish i had soda blood

Alpaca is something close to a llama

you drank so much soda blood it made you sick.

I wish I had a Pony!

hmmmmm the pony ran away blah blah lol its just the same

I wish Carlyheart1 would stop wishing for animals and move to something else (this is not sarcasim lol)

Sadly,CarlyHeart1 will not stop cause she don't wanna

I wish for a Camel! (I said wasn't going to stop :P )

OMG!!!!!! The Camel had the friend of ur past runaway pets then he told every animal in the whole UNIVERSE to avoid u

I wish my last wish would come true

It becomes true, CarlyHeart1 stop wishing of animals until the Owl tells all of the aimals not to avoid CarlyHeart1

I wish the Owl wasn't the only one that ruins dreams in MY comments (It doesn't ruin any dreams in anybody else's comments)

Owl: SPART- what a minute what the heck?!

Me: Shutup

Owl: NO U SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sadly my animals don't ruin my life.

I wish I had a pet dragon named... oh forget it.Just ruin my wish (its quite easy actually)

the dragon burns u with fire then flys away to live with donkey (lol shrek :P) i wish that i had an army of sheep

I wasn't think the donkey part but yes.

I wish The army of sheep ran over you cause they were coming to ME! :P
(Thats what you get for stealing my animal wishes)

umm u didnt wish so....I WISH that i had a group of ppl that could help me deystroy the "walrusses"

Sadly the wallrusses were actually wallrusses and attacked you then u woke up

I wish I had a golden pair of socks

Sadly you could only wear them once cause they weren't washing machine safe

I wish I had a black sheep with 3 bags full just like in the song

Dont get it but The black sheep thinks ur racist because you picked him instead of the white ones and the 3 bags i dont get

I wish Animals dont exists and nobody could make this wish different

Sadly I am going to make this wish different,Animals do exist.

I wish I had a McDonalds Big Mac

Thank God ..... When u swallowed the big mac, you choked and passed out and you cant afford the hospital so you had to be poured in really really icy cold water XD

I wish i was fat XD

You became fat but you had to go on Jenny Craig :P

I wish I had a Unicorn!(Yup,going back to animals)

well ur fat but a lon comes and eats u like an all you can eat buffet XD i wish i was poseidon!!!

You big fatso cant even fit through yo mamas do!

I've had enough of you....

dont worry u wont see him the rest of the day and most of tommorrow

Lucky me, but why does it still say he's a newspaper writer? Why doesn't the "banned" thing appear above his avatar?

Anyways, I wish I had the game "Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside story" for my Nintendo DSi. (I have it but it doesn't work, we had to call the guy who slled it to us like 1 billion times....

i tink its cause a admin or mod has to od that..im only a trainee or maybe it shows when he tries getting online

Oh right. But can you ruin my wish please? I repeat it:

I wish I had the game "Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside story" for my Nintendo DSi. (I have it but it doesn't work, we had to call the guy who selled it to us like 1 billion times....